Logan-isms

LOGAN: I remember the signs at the Children's Museum. They said "No Smokers (cigarettes), No Guns, and No Puppies."
ME: Why do you think you can't bring those things in?
LOGAN: (thinking) ... 'Cuz that place is fun and they don't want to kill you. Smokers can kill you, guns can kill you, and big scary dogs can kill you.
ME: (hysterically laughing)

What a mind he has!