Logan-isms

I am getting Logan dried and dressed after his bath while Larry and Coley are playing in the office. We hear Coley get upset and start to cry.
LOGAN: Why is Coley crying?
ME: I don't know, why do you think she is crying?
LOGAN: (thinking) Mmmmmm... I think either she shut her hand in the door... or Daddy is pinching her.

Daddy: the Serial Pincher in our house :)

Logan-isms

LOGAN: I remember the signs at the Children's Museum. They said "No Smokers (cigarettes), No Guns, and No Puppies."
ME: Why do you think you can't bring those things in?
LOGAN: (thinking) ... 'Cuz that place is fun and they don't want to kill you. Smokers can kill you, guns can kill you, and big scary dogs can kill you.
ME: (hysterically laughing)

What a mind he has!

Logan-isms

Another funny little snippet from Logan this evening~

Logan was going through his bedtime routine with Larry while I nursed Coley. The boys were running late, so Coley and I finished feeding, brushed her teeth, and I put her to bed. I then went back to my room to watch a few minutes of TV, aka - have some Mommy Break Time. Logan and Larry finished up and came in the room to read books. Logan noticed Coley wasn't there. His first question wasn't "Where's Coley?" or "Is Coley in bed already?" No, his first question was,

"Did you put Coley back in your belly, Mommy?"

No, Sweetpea, at almost 15 months old, that would be a little difficult.

Awwwwww

I have the SWEETEST little boy!

ME: I have a secret, but I'll tell you if you promise to keep it a secret
HIM: OK, what is it?
ME: You are my favorite little boy and I love you very, very much!
HIM: I don't want to keep that a secret!
ME: Why not?
HIM: Because that is the best thing I ever heard!